Out to dinner with my family:
Waitress: Can I take your order?
Dad: I'm torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken
Me: Nothings fine, he's torn
Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels
Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor
Waitress: Illusion never changed into something real
Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn
Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
Waitress: ill get you free drinks just for that
Dad: what just happened
unichoran: unichoran: WHY IS THIS STILL...